Katie Lee Joel

One of our Infuriation Nation's finest is featured on Perez Hilton today and you don't want to miss it!  She's cheating on Billy!!!

Cowgirl Goes Bridesmaid

So I don't really think this is the same girl as Cowgirl, but I do think it lends support to the belief that Cowgirl could really be a giant and the photo is real.  

I think the photo below is real ... and really really unfortunate.  

Final Tattoo Post

Sorry for beating this theme into the ground.  I just keep finding things that are more and more creepy and bizarre.  I'm working on getting some background/explanation for this.  Although something tells me it's a simple as "she loves cats"  See people this is what cats make you do. 

Mrs. Kittytons

So the internet is full of examples of scary and stupid tattoos.  Once you start looking you just can't stop.  So I just had to add this one on to the earlier post.  

Favorite b/c it definitley looks like a man's foot.  Nice of him to dress Mrs. Kittytons in her sunday best for her big portrait day.  How does he lead a normal life after that?  I mean, I guess you could say the same about any of the people who got their faces tattooed.  But something tells me they weren't leading a normal life to begin with.  This I find more bizarre than any of them.  Even if it was his childhood cat that was his only friend, that doesn't mean he needs to get a picture of her dressed up in old timey church clothes tattoed on his foot.  And honestly mister, i really dont' think Mrs. Kittytons appreciates your dirty toenails.  Get it together!

Giant Cowgirl

Well the votes were 3 to 2 in favor of it being real.  I never voted, but I'm leaning toward real.  This will haunt me forever.  I don't know how I'll ever get any answers.  If anyone ever figures it out please let me know ASAP wtf is happening. Thanks

Tattoos and Mugshots!

Everyone loves mugshots.  Especially when the people are drunk, crying or crazy.  I also love pictures of people with retarded tattoos.  More often than not you find these the same place.  Here are a few goodies. 

This dude is from western MD and was arrested for stealing his own family dog. 

I think he was arrested for huffing spraypaint!!  Might be my favorite of the batch.

Why is git-r-dun man shirtless?  I like that he really used his artistic freedom to choose that olde english script.  

I don't know what to say. 

No one loves a crying hippie. 

Is this Briana, Vicki's daughter from RHOC?

I hate getting busted right when i'm in the middle of getting my hair did.  

New scary trend of getting eyes tattooed on your eyelids.  It's so freaky but I can't stop staring at it!

Awesome trend of getting your favorite snack on your fingers.  Finger tattoos will probably always be my favorite, especially when they say something completely retarded.  

Cadbury Mini Eggs is too long for me to get, but maybe I could just go with Mini Eggs?  Quesadilla is too long. Ugh!  OR I know....if you include the thumb you could do CHIPS & DIP.  The possibilities are endless really.  

Snap!

Also check this out if you have not already seen it 

Timelapse: Franklin Street after the victory from The Daily Tar Heel on Vimeo.

I'm Confused

Ok. I have just stared at this picture for 10 minutes and cannot figure out if it's real or photo-shopped.  It looks so real.  But then if you look at the size of the fridge relative to the Giant, it actually makes it look like the other 3 girls are miniature people.  

Can someone please explain?  Please vote in the sidebar if you think it's real or fake so I can find some solace.  And comment if you have any explanation.  I feel really disturbed by this.

Bacon Cheese Roll? Yes, Please!

I am not embarassed to say that I'm intrigued.  Very very intrigued.  Are you scared that I'm tempted to make this?  Or are you jealous?

Click here to see the full 7 step process.  It's amazing. 

Genius

I'm freaking out!  We need to figure out a way to make this....do you think it's possible in the fry daddy?  How do they get the fries and tots to stick together.  This must have taken years to perfect.  Even knowing that the totdog was made in Korea, my mouth is still watering.....THAT'S how good it looks.  

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Infuriation Nation - Showdown!

Last week was pretty tough.  Since it was almost a three way tie with Heigl 4, Johannsen 5 and Dunst 4, I'm going to move ALL THREE to the showdown.  That's how horrible they really are.

So here we go:

Heigl, Spencer, Hayden, Jennifer Love "Size 2" Hewitt, Dunst, Johannsen.  It's going to be so so hard.  Votes on SIDEBAR!

Confucius Say F$%K

This is how I felt today when I waited in line at the car wash for 50 minutes only to pay, pull in and have the damn thing break.  Chinese Lady, I feel your pain.  I kind of wish I knew what she was saying, but then again the effect is so much better when its just pure animal unintelligible Chinese wailing.

The only background I know on this is supposaBly she missed her flight.  

IBW Tribute

Dolly Parton

Dolly is truly an American treasure.  Known as the "iron butterfly" in showbiz circles, there are several examples of what makes Dolly a legendary IBW.  The best example is that she made a vow to never sell the rights to her songs.  Back in the early 70s she wrote and recorded "I Will Always Love You" and it had moderate success.  Around that time, Elvis approached her and said he wanted to record the song.  But there was one catch...Elvis had a policy of owning the writing credits to any song he recorded.  Which was at odds with Dolly's policy of never selling the rights to her songs.  She stood her ground and later said it was one of the toughest things she's ever done, as everyone around her was telling her she was crazy.  But it paid off....as we all know, that song went on to be a massive hit for Whitney in the 90s.  And made Miss Dolly a shitload of money.  Go Dolly!  (and ya, that's a tattoo)

Go!

Go Heels! Go Heels! Goooooooooooooo Heels!

RICHARD!!!!

First of all, apologies for being MIA for the past few days.  I'm not really allowed to explain what happened, but lets just say word to the wise: don't ever cross Star Jones.  

Anyway, I'd like to delve into a topic that has intrigued all of us over the years:  Richard Simmons. So, he's definitely mentally ill, but somehow he is so endearing in his spastic outbursts.  Born in New Orleans in 1948 (yes, he's 60!), he spent most of his childhood and adolescence struggling with his weight (read: morbidly obese).  In the 1970s he began his fitness crusade, losing a ton of weight himself (over 125lbs) and began his lifetime mission of motivating others to live a healthy life. 

You all know all of that already.  What I'm here to Learn you on today is Richard's true passion.  No, I'm not talking fitness, I'm talkin dolls.  Oh yes, Richard is a doll enthusiast, and if you are lucky enough to come across one of his specials on HSN or QVC stop, drop, and watch.  It's amazing. 

I've included some of RS's precious treasures below along with info the doll wrote about him/herself on the website.  What?!  Yes, all of Richard's dolls have names, personalities, likes and dislikes.  That's why it's imperative you watch him present these dolls on his infomercial.  Sorry the pics are so small below but visit here to be thoroughly creeped.  

Webbie Hannah

Hi, I'm Webbie Hannah from California. I'm so glad you could join me! I love to collect buttons! My first button is still my favorite, it's a gold antique flower that came from my grandmother's wedding dress. I keep it on a string with my other favorites. I meet lots of new people everyday while chatting with the Webbies. We get together to visit, and best of all we search websites and chat rooms to find little treasures, like... you know, buttons. My collection of buttons continues to grow but the search must I go on. I've been busy as a bee and could use a little help. Maybe you should join us! I really hope you do. See you then! :-) Webbie Hannah.

Norman

Meet the treasure of my life, Norman. Guess where I met him? On a train! He worked for the railroad company for over 40 years and when he retired he received this brilliant gold watch. He loves to collect old trains and build scenery around them. I think he spends too much time in the basement working on those trains. I have to share him with two things and two things only, the daily crossword puzzles and his train collection. After he is finished with his trains each night, we get to play a good game of dominos before gong to bed, which I always win!

Miss Bea

I'd like to introduce you to Miss Bea. She is Norman's unmarried sister who teaches piano and plays the organ in church regularly. She has three friendly cats: Mr. Belle, Bester Chester and Mr. Theo DeThump. It is rumored that Miss Bea had "a secret admirer" by mail whose identity always remained a family mystery. It is a mystery even to Marge, who generally knows everything. Bea's manners are impeccable. She often keeps her piano students after lessons for lunch or tea, where she demonstrates the proper use of the napkin, or how to hold a cup.

Webbie Debbie

Hi, I’m Webbie Debbie! When my father’s not busy he lets me play on his laptop computer and gosh I meet so many friends! I send e-mails and chat to stay in touch but mostly I look for nail polish. Can you tell? I guess you can call me a collector, my mom says I have too many shades of blue but what’s a girl to do? I’ve me t so many friends who collect like me but different things like marbles, crystals and buttons. I’ll stick to nail polish, but like Daddy says “to each her own”! We call ourselves the Webbies, I’m sure you’ll meet us all real soon for a chat. I can’t wait! :-) Webbie Debbie

Yes, the first pic of WD is clearly from some sort of display in a store or god forbid museum.  Doesn't she in a way kind of remind you of Bette Midler in the mid-70s version of her character in Beaches?

Also I spent longer than I care to admit looking at the doll website and I can't figure out for the life of me who "I" is in all the oldie-people doll write-ups.  "Someone" is speaking in the first person and I can't figure out who it is.  Is it Richard?  Does Richard think he's really twins with Sister Mary Margaret or married to Norman or has a brother named Jake?  Oh Richard.