Infuriation Nation - Deadbeat Dad Edition

It's that time again! Who is the worst, fame-whoring, money-grubbing, dead-beat dad out there??? We've got 3 contenders this week and they've all got their own specialties. Some are more experienced than others, but the bottom line is that these dads realize that being FAMOUS is always superior than just being normal. We can all agree, right. Right?

Michael Lohan

The most clearly effed up person in Hollywood is his daughter Lindsay. Instead of shutting down her career (as if she hasn't done that already) and demanding she get a hold of herself, ML has repeatedly talked to the press about her personal prescription drug problems, lesbian relationship issues, and troubles with White Oprah. We love it, but not sure the convict ML has his daughter's best interests at heart. (Why does he look like a mime in this pic?? scary!!)

Ryan O'Neal

So this guy is pretty bad. He made his daughter Tatem a raging drug addict years ago, and then most recently he was arrested for crack cocaine with his son Redmond. His kids claim he only got back together with Farrah on her death bed to get a piece of the will. It's all just sick and he seems like a grody-to-the-max person.

Jon Gosselin

Don't get me wrong. I used to watch this show. All the time! Like every week! And honestly I thought she was the biggest bitch ever and I couldn't understand how Jon (who seemed a lot like "us") could deal. Well I guess he couldn't deal. Which is understandable. But he went way off the pier of discouraged into the abyss of douchebaggery. He's unforgivable and it started with his dueling diamond studs. Mugshot's-a-comin' Jonny-boy.

VOTES TO THE RIGHT!!!!