Hey all you ladies out there. I know that you come to this site to learn some things about wacky celebs or odd news from around the globe. But I know what my audience really wants. And needs. And it's tips on how to become a bona fide Important Business Woman. For some people it's just an inherent trait. A god given talent that gives them the dynamic combination of fierceness and femininity. Here's the good news for all you others out there: it can be learned. Yes! Follow the steps below and pay particular attention to #3. Practice, practice, practice!!
Step 1: Dress all in black
Step 2: Smug smile - you mean business but you're not too intimidating (practice in mirror)
Step 3: ARMS CROSSED! (matter-of-factly)
There you have it....IBW!
Please see examples below, there are so many types of IBWs to choose from. Which IBW will you be???
Temp Agency Brochure Model IBW
Professor IBW
Madam IBW
Makes $28k per year IBW(p.s. wears disgusting open toed shoes with a suit. sick x infinity)
We Don't Only Employ White Peeps IBW
Mid-90s Law & Order IBW
No Nonsense Cyber IBW
Dental Company IBW
Receptionist by Day IBW
#1.... defintely
ReplyDeleteI love #4. Her outfit is hein and you can tell she thinks it's awesome and legit. "I JUST picked up my Ann Taylor Loft suit from the dry cleaners and - wouldn't you know! - Larry in IT spilled coffeemate all over it! Wake me when it's Friday..."
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